Instructions:

Care and Feeding:

1. A wild Kiyote is not known to know how to feed itself properly.  It usually eats at "fast food" places.  If you know how to cook that is helpful, but not required as a Kiyote will seek out food when hungry.
2. A Kiyote is good at grooming when necessary.  A Kiyote will wear jeans & favorite shirt until it feels like it has worn it long enough.  Do not try to attempt to remove favorite shirt, biting may be resultant.
3. A Kiyote is very attuned to being clean before yiffing.  A clean Kiyote ensures safe yiffing and clean smelling fur.
4. A Kiyote will dress up at complete random, and attempt to impress you.  This is normal.  Look impressed for 30 minutes then ignore the Kiyote.
5. A Kiyote likes leftovers.  He sometimes will not eat until others have eaten and then eat their leftovers.  This is very normal.

Play and Recreation:
1. A Kiyote will seek out a piano if one is not available.  A wild Kiyote can been seen playing a piano for hours.  This is normal for a Kiyote, but can become annoying to the owner at times.
2. A Kiyote likes to sleep on a computer keyboard, pretending to write computer games.  Humor the Kiyote and give him pettings, say good boy, and let him think he is doing a good job.
3. A Kiyote will somehow manage to make the computer do something cute for anniversaries.  This is highly unusual as the Kiyote is not that good at writing computer stuff, but somehow manages this amazing feat.
4. A Kiyote is good at sports that do not require him to run around alot.  Internal injuries have somehow hampered it's ability to move fast.  Do not attempt to encourage your Kiyote to run, as it will make him sick.  Your Kiyote will be very good at volley ball, swimming, and a few other sports, although the list has become lost or missing since then.
5. A Kiyote will howl (sing) alot.  This is intended to be a romantic gesture, and should be treated as such.  If the Kiyote gets too annoying send it outside to sing, or find it a choir to sing with.
6. A Kiyote will paw itself very often.  This is normal.  A Kiyote has a very over active appetite for sex.  It manages to behave normally by taking care of urges, licking or rubbing itself in privacy.

Sex and Breeding
1. A Kiyote is extremely eager and willing to yiff.  If you find a horny Kiyote, you must either yiff with it, or send it to it's room to paw itself.  A Kiyote will paw itself in front of it's owner, if prompted to.
2. A Kiyote will look at other pets, which sometimes upsets an owner.  This trend has been difficult to control in a Kiyote, and must be strictly watched if the owner wishes their Kiyote to not look at other pets.  A Kiyote is fiercely loyal, so it has never been reported by our agency of a Kiyote cheating on it's owner.
3. A Kiyote has long paw (fingers).  It can reach nearly to the furthest point inside an owner, when satisfying an owner in bed.  This is enough to please a Kiyote so much that a Kiyote can go without full sex, as the pawing of it's owner is so satisfying.
4. A Kiyote is very obedient, and will take to a collar and leash readily.  A Kiyote will even take to being tied to non-moving objects.  Barking and growling playfully has been known to accompany such leashings.
5. A Kiyote loves smells.  A Kiyote will lick and sniff the owner's butt readily, and lick, and proceed to yiffing if prompted to.  Scents play a big role in a Kiyote's sense of ownership.  Let your Kiyote get aquainted with scents of hair, tummy, neck, groin, and paws quickly, so if lost it will be able to find it's way home.
6. This Kiyote has been bred before.  If prompted to, it may be possible to cross-breed the owner with the Kiyote, and using gene therapy, have half-furry human-cubs sucessfully inseminated in the owner.

Sleep and Relaxation

1. A Kiyote will find odd objects comfortable over usual objects.  A floor is sometimes more comfortable to a Kiyote than a bed.  This has never been figured out by our agency.
2. A Kiyote has been known to move often and wildly when in bed.  It is best to let a Kiyote sleep in another spot from time to time as a Kiyote is restless often.
3. A Kiyote can adapt to odd hours of sleeping.  Power naps have been known to revive a spent Kiyote, either before work or after yiffing.  Extended use of power naps is not recommended as the Kiyote will loose all energy for days at a time.
4. A Kiyote sometimes prefers to sleep completely nude next to it's owner, too completely nude.  This is a bonding ritual for the Kiyote, and it is recommended that the owner try to make time for this at some regular interval.
5. A Kiyote likes being petted right where the tail meets the rump, on the head, the ears, and back.  The sides are extremely ticklish, as well as other undocumented spots.
6. Singing or whispering to your Kiyote will make it sleepy.  This is recommended when your Kiyote has been performing too much and needs help relaxing.

Odd and Ends

1. A Kiyote prefers VHS to DVD.  This is unnatural to owners, but normal for a Kiyote.
2. A Kiyote will play old game systems over new ones.
3. A Kiyote will immediately want to yiff a owner with a flat chest.  This is very normal for a Kiyote.
4. Your Kiyote will like the water.
5. A Kiyote has an odd taste in music.

Ordering and Delivery

1. A Kiyote is available to love it's owner long distance for the next 4 to 5 years.  This Kiyote is in obediance school (Electrical Union Training) and unable to be moved from it's current kennel at this time.  After that it is possible to move the Kiyote to the owner.  The owner is always free to come to the kennel and be with the Kiyote during it's training period.
2. A Kiyote is patient, but likes contact at least once every 3 days, email IM or TXT.  Delaying contact with your Kiyote will make it hyper or anxious.

Warrenty and Disclaimer
1. A Kiyote is fiercely loyal.  Your Kiyote is guaranteed never to cheat on you.
2. Your Kiyote is sold as is.
3. Your Kiyote is used but has been refurbished to perform as new.

Discounts and Coupons
1. Save money now by ordering your Kiyote as a whole set instead of piece by piece.  Savings of up to 40% off the listing order price are available.